Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
okay i’ve reblogged this before but can we just give a shoutout to the orchestra that had to sightread the overture to an audience at the premiere of an opera
"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"
Being confident in yourself is so rare that people actually get mad at you if you are.
dont be embarrassed about something u enjoy ok
my school has this fb page where students can sell their old stuff and i’ve been laughing at this girl’s post for 85 years
my dad just notified me that sugar we’re going down was on tv by yelling “WEIRD DEER CORNFLAKES EMO BAND” up the stairs
IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE!!
What if you rigged this on your porch so you press a button and the glass pours so when kids are at your door you press the button and this happens and you put red dye in it so it looks like blood
Woah, easy there Satan.
thats a horrifying idea but its brilliant
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as asexual in front of 30 8th graders
real life charlie weasley
Dragon Ball is a national treasure.